| Plastic Surgeon |
[Dec. 7th, 2009|06:38 pm] |
I don't want any shit from people. I made up my mind a long time ago.
As some of you know before the storm i was planning to have Plastic Surgery. A little bit of laser liposuction. On some spots that the Dr. said i would not go away. Unless i lost way too much weight. As he put it a unhealthy amount of weight. I don't want to do that i want to be healthy. So i was looking for a Plastic Surgeon.
I had some numbers. but after the storm I lost all the numbers. That friend had giving to me to look in to. So if you or some one you know has a good Plastic Surgeon in New Orleans. Please send me there info I'm starting to look for my Dr. thank you :)
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[Nov. 11th, 2009|11:16 am] |
sorry guys
i have a important questionfor the ladies
who do you go to for your Pap tests / pelvic exams
and how much does it cost you
i need my birth control refilled and
i dont want to pay $1400. like last year
$100. or $200. i can deal with
but last year killed me i have no insurance
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[Oct. 1st, 2009|03:39 am] |
Michael and Isis 9-30-2009
she knows he has the catnip in his hand look at the big sad eyes lol
can i has catnip please
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| Isis |
[Oct. 1st, 2009|03:34 am] |
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| i love my friends lol |
[Sep. 6th, 2009|10:38 am] |
i don't know if he did this or not but omg
i hope someone did
Thursday, July 27, 2006
I have a Labradoodle
Current mood: dirty
I have a Labradoodle & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door |
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[Aug. 8th, 2009|03:50 am] |
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[Aug. 3rd, 2009|04:14 am] |
i don't like that it looks like i have a tan
so i made it black and white
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| (no subject) |
[Jun. 9th, 2009|11:39 pm] |
These are the rules (and no cheating!):
1. You can ONLY answer 'Yes' or 'No'.
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and asks—and, believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming. Nothing is exactly as it seems.
Kissed any one of your LiveJournal friends? — Yes
Been arrested? — Yes
Kissed someone you didn't like? — No
Slept in until 5 PM? — Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? — Yes
Held a snake? — Yes
Ran a red light? — Yes
Been suspended from school? — Yes
Experienced love at first sight? — Yes
Totaled your car in an accident? — No
Been fired from a job? — Yes
Fired somebody? — No
Sung karaoke? — No
Pointed a gun at someone? — Yes
Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? — No
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? — Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — No
Kissed in the rain? — No
Had a close brush with death (your own)? — Yes
Saw someone die? — Yes
Played Spin-the-Bottle? — Yes
Smoked a cigar? — Yes
Sat on a rooftop? — Yes
Smuggled something into another country? — No
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? — Yes
Broken a bone? — No
Skipped school? — Yes
Eaten a bug? — No
Sleepwalked? — No
Walked on a moonlit beach? — Yes
Ridden a motorcycle? — Yes
Dumped someone? — Yes
Forgotten your anniversary? — No
Lied to avoid a ticket? — No
Ridden in a helicopter? — No
Shaved your head? — No
Blacked out from drinking? — No
Played a prank on someone? — Yes
Hit a home run? — No
Felt like killing someone? — Yes
Cross-dressed? — Yes
Been falling-down drunk? — Yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — Yes
Eaten snake? — No
Marched/Protested? — No
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — No
Puked on an amusement ride? — No
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — No
Been in a band? — Yes
Knitted? — No
Been on TV? — Yes
Shot a gun? — Yes
Skinny-dipped? — Yes
Given someone stitches? — Yes
Eaten a whole habenero pepper? — No
Ridden a surfboard? — Yes
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? — Yes
Had surgery? — Yes
Streaked? — Yes
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? — No
Tripped on mushrooms? — No
Passed out when NOT drinking? — No
Peed on a bush? — Yes
Donated Blood? — No
Grabbed electric fence? — No
Eaten alligator meat? - Yes
Eaten cheesecake? — Yes
Eaten your kids' Halloween candy? — No
Killed an animal when not hunting? — Yes
Peed your pants in public? — No
Snuck into a movie without paying? - Yes
Written graffiti? — Yes
Still love someone you shouldn't? — No
Think about the future? — Yes
Been in handcuffs? — Yes
Believe in love? — Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? — Yes
any clarifications needed, ask away... |
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| ABSOLUTELY FREE TO GOOD HOME!!!! |
[May. 28th, 2009|03:25 pm] |
http://neworleans.craigslist.org/zip/1193538820.html
new orleans craigslist > free stuff
ABSOLUTELY FREE TO GOOD HOME!!!!
Reply to:sale-zvwh9-1193538820@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-05-28, 2:12PM CDT
I HAVE SEVERAL PAIRS OF USED MEN'S UNDERWEAR...STILL IN GREAT SHAPE!! I JUST CAN'T STAND THE SMELL ANYMORE, AND FOR THE LIFE OF ME, I CAN'T GET THE CROTCH/SHIT STAINS OUT EVEN WHEN I'VE USED BLEACH. BUT THEY ARE DEFINITELY WEARABLE. THEY WILL BE SITTING OUTSIDE OF MY HOUSE BY THE STREET FOR ANYONE WHO WANTS THEM...BETTER HURRY!! THESE WON'T LAST!! FIRST COME FIRST SERVE!!!
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests |
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| (no subject) |
[May. 7th, 2009|10:00 am] |
YAY! IT"S MY 35th BIRTHDAY
we went to dinner last night for my birthday
because Michael and I have to work tonight
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| i'm not happy at all :( |
[Apr. 27th, 2009|05:37 am] |
i'm having oral surgery today 8:30 am to remove my impacted wisdom teeth
i'm not happy about it but it must be dun
i have needed this for over a year now
the one with the red around it is side ways
and under the gum line it is trying to push all my teeth
and the other two are below the gum line as well
so they will put me to sleep and cut & pull them out
they said i will have 2 stitches for ever tooth they take out so 6 stitches
i will be on a liquid diet for at least 2 day could be up to 4 days
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[Apr. 21st, 2009|04:52 am] |
Chicken 2 years old
Isis 1 years old |
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